In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order.
I have a problem which I hope you can help me with. My mother and father are divorced. I have one brother who is an actuary in London.
My other brother is serving his second prison sentence for rape.
My mother is 8 months pregnant by the neighbour next door and he refuses to marry her. My two sisters work the streets and hotels at night.
My father lives off their earnings. Recently I met a very attractive girl, who is an ex-prostitute, and whom I love. She has three lovely children — one black, one Asian and one white. The problem is this, Dr Ruth; should I tell my girl about my Catch 22 and black humor being an actuary?
Several actuaries were sitting around at an actuaries joke telling convention. These actuaries knew their jokes so well that they assigned numbers to them.
In order to save time, instead of telling the joke they would just shout out the number.
The others all laughed loudly in approval of the joke. The others laughed mildly at this one. Most of the others laughed mildly at this one. There was one young actuary in the group who was rolling on the floor and laughing hysterically at that joke. Submitted by Ed Baum at baume3j home.
Of course we know: A perfect actuary draws perfect conclusions form perfect datasets. Now we know that the data are always imperfect.
So that we can conclude that there is at least a small chance that an imperfect actuary may draw the right conclusion. A group of people is touring the Grand Canyon, and the tour guide asks if anyone knows the age of the canyon.
Everybody is mumbling but nobody answers. The actuary from New York City was interviewing for a job in another city, and it seems the prospective boss did not like New Yorkers.
For example, how would you explain the number nine without using numbers? Now the boss is getting frustrated and tries one more time.
Dirty-tree and a turd plus Dirty-tree and a turd plus Dirty-tree and a turd plus equals one hundred. An actuary a doctor and a priest play golf together. They have a good day but it takes hours and hours to complete the course because the four in front are unbelievably slow.
After the game they go to the club bar and have a drink. The club captain not having seen the new members welcomes them and asks them how their game went. They say how enjoyable it was but not really wanting to criticize they comment on how long the four in front took. The club captain explains the story that they are four firemen who in a tragic accident at a fire at the golf club house were blinded rescuing players from the bar.
They are now honorary members allowed to play whenever they want but they do understandably take a while to complete a round. The doctor apologies and says he will get a friend who is a professor in eye surgery to have a free look to see if anything at all can be done.senior citizen humor, jokes and cartoons.
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